Monthly Bargain:
I simply love people’s perception about monthly weight loss
A woman called in today.
She -I want to join your weight loss program
Me- Do you have an idea about how overweight you are?
She- Yes, about 30 Kgs. What is your monthly fee?
Monthly? Really? I am waiting for you with a magic lamp!
Me- Monthly is a teaser. You need to commit to a long term program
She- How much can I lose per month? I don’t like long term
Its not a jail term honey, just a gym membership
Me- You can expect about 2-3 kilos per month. That depends on your commitment, diet and genetics. We cannot assure you weight loss but we will try our best
She- Accha. Make it 5 kilos guarantee per month. I will join for 2 months
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